the PIT society

So today im reading my usual blogs and i come to my last one. kelseys and she writes about the homework load WHICH i totally agree but heres part of wat she said:

"Or maybe all of the tecahers gather together after school and plan humungous loads of homework together just to see us suffer. Either way I think my worst project is by far my Gov project: Create the perfect society. Write a preamble and a constitution to your perfect society. Who does that? I mean honestly I'll just pull that out of my back pocket over the weekend!"

so i decided to post on blog and help her out.

"heres ur gov paper

PERFECT SOCIETY

name: THE PIT

laws:
-kelsey, heather, and lina are always the best.
-never go higher than middle C unless written in music.
-always eat cereal bars on the way down to SS after chambers
- always pop ur booty ESPECIALLY when either A) when u are imitating missy elliot or B) dancing to i like the way u move.
-must belt "hey" ESPECIALLY when u see each other or you have the option of saying PIT
-must be hot

preamble:
we the PIT in order to for a more perfect PIT estabish the PEOPLE IN TUNE and PITNITY. provide for the commen PIT. promote the gereal PIT and secure the blessings of the PIT and the diggers and dougherty. Do ordain and establish the laws up above for the PIT of LAURELI!



my god am i good"


that last bit. . . .its sooo right