The One Thing That Will Bridge the Gap Between My Xanga and My Blog

1. Open
2. Apparently, I look really different...
3. Set
   
4. Sharpies and resume paper anyone?
   
5. Knobs and screws
   
6. Hitting Snapples
   
7. Wreath
8. Squirting brown liquid
   
9. Waiting for it to spontaneously combust
   
10. Frapaccino in the winter?
11. You want a brownie?
12. Record time and cider that burnt my tongue.
13. Where's the stand?
    
14. mmmmm
15. "Once I read this passage, I stood back, stunned by the complexities of the sentences and the word choice which was heavily blanketing the image to the point of no visibility."
16. "Honkage"
17. "A plethora of dense images and metaphors were strung throughout this beautiful description, allowing me to see the boat as a devil steaming black smoke and thrashing through the water as if in a tempest."
18. "He described a large, lush oasis, filled to the rim with beautiful creatures and plants, as a chaotic yet empty and silent desert."
    
19. Persuasion
20. Close